How to make your monitor only visible to you
THAT IS REALLY COOL
If my mom saw me staring at my laptop with nothing but a blank screen it would go one of two ways.
She would either A: Accept it and carry on.
or B: Finally decide I’ve gone nuts and get me help
MANNNNreally?
Tracks
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I tend to tumbl on the toilet…
Seriously though it’s the most convenient time for me.
Axolotls have the unique ability to regenerate most body parts. In a period of months, they can grow entire new limbs and even portions of the brain and spine.
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Floating Lanterns, Thailand
photo via thebooken
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(by Sébastien Tixier)
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dinners ready
( ._.)./ an explanation:
The dog has an issue where his esophagus doesn’t work right; it doesn’t get food in there right because it’s all stretched out and stuff. So what dog owners (and cat owners and I guarantee you the cat ones look goofier) do is make a highchair and feed them upright so gravity can be a hero. It’s also really cute.
The disorder is called Megaesophagus.
Here is a cat with the same disorder in his eatin’ sock.
EATIN’ SOCK
My visit to get screened for cancer:
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Nurse:
"Sorry your boyfriend couldn't wait for you in the waiting room, it makes women feel uncomfortable."
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Me:
"He wasn't my boyfriend and I don't see how it would make them uncomfortable, but that's my opinion. He was here for moral support. I understood, and so does he."
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Nurse:
"So he's your...."
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Me:
"Friend."
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Nurse:
(During the question asking) "How many sexual partners have you had?"
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Me:
"11."
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Nurse:
"How old were you when you first became sexually active?"
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Me:
"....Loaded question but....14, I guess."
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Nurse:
"You're sexually active, then."
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Me:
"Well....I guess...but..."
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Nurse:
"How many times have you been pregnant?"
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Me:
"Uh. 0."
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Nurse:
"O...kayy...-Checks 'condoms' as my preferred use of birth control-"
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Me:
"I don't use condoms. Or take birth control."
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Nurse:
"Then how do you avoid getting pregnant?"
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Me:
"With homosexuality."
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Nurse:
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Me:
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Nurse:
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Me:
"I fuck girls."
This looks like the perfect unconnected weekend getaway!
Can we?
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So romantic
They’re doing tHE VULCAN SALUTE THO, THEY’RE DOING THE TA’AL
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